Incident report · Solana

Black swans wreck the market. This one sends it.

Swansem

In crypto, a black swan has always meant a crash, a rug or a liquidation wave. Swansem is the first black swan you'll be glad you caught. Fun, based and born in the trenches.

CADropping soon
Swansem: a black swan with a man's face
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Hall of bad swans

Every crypto black swan so far was a disaster.

A black swan is the event nobody saw coming that hits hard. In crypto, that has always meant someone getting wrecked. Here's the track record.

2014

Mt. Gox

~850K BTCreported lost

The biggest bitcoin exchange of its day went dark and filed for bankruptcy. Users waited a decade for repayments.

Mar 2020

Black Thursday

~50%BTC drop in two days

Covid panic hit every market at once. Bitcoin got cut roughly in half and DeFi liquidations piled up.

May 2022

Terra / LUNA

−99.9%LUNA in about a week

The UST stablecoin lost its peg and LUNA went to near zero, wiping out tens of billions in value.

Nov 2022

FTX

Billionsin customer funds missing

A top exchange collapsed in days after a bank run. Withdrawals froze and the founder went to prison.

2026

Swansem

Up only?the first good one

A black swan that shows up to have fun with the trenches instead of wrecking them. Nobody saw it coming.

The flip

Same bird. Different energy.

We took the scariest word in crypto and made it the funniest thing in the trenches. Swansem keeps the surprise and drops the pain.

Old black swans

  • Show up overnight and liquidate everyone
  • Turn group chats into funerals
  • Leave a chart that only goes one way: down
  • Get explained by experts after it's too late

Swansem

  • Shows up overnight and makes the timeline laugh
  • Turns group chats into swan armies
  • Comes with a game, memes and a PFP maker
  • Gets explained by the community, in real time

Swanify

Turn any PFP into a swan.

Drop in your profile picture and become part of the flock. Drag to line up your face, then save it and change your PFP.

Upload a photo to start
Post to X

The game

Flappy Swansem

Flap through the pipes and grab the chicken for bonus points. Post your score and make the group chat try.

  • Tap / SpaceFlap those wings
  • +1Every set of pipes you clear
  • +5Every piece of chicken you grab
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Tokenomics

Simple. Fair launched.

Total supply1,000,000,000

One billion swans in the flock.

Tax0 / 0

No buy tax, no sell tax.

Launchpump.fun

Fair launch. No presale.

ChainSolana

Fast and cheap to flap in.

How to buy

Join the flock in four steps.

  1. Get a wallet

    Download Phantom or Solflare and create a Solana wallet.

  2. Load up SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange or in the wallet and send it to your address.

  3. Open pump.fun

    Hit any Buy button on this site to land on the Swansem page.

  4. Swap for $SWANSEM

    Check the contract address matches the one above, then buy.

Final warning

The next black swan is already here.